Elyshah LaRaye DiAnne

I am one of a kind. In other words.. when God made me.. He said, "I will never do THAT again!"

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned out the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me goodnight!

Love is made by the garden gate. Love may be blind, but the neighbors ain't!

There's one thing about a Trinitarian...they don't know who they should thank first.

A woman is like a tea bag, you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Lord keep your arm around me and your hand over my mouth!

You spend a lifetime preparing for what can happen in a twinkling of an eye!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it's happened.

I'm flexible, I can stick both feet in my mouth!

Keep smiling...it keeps people wondering what you're up to!

BEST FRIENDS are as tight as fifty fat ladies in a volkswagon.

Never let your mind wander, it's too little to be out by itself.

Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

Stand UP for America, by Kneeling DOWN to pray.

When you find a Bible that's worn and torn, it usually belongs to someone who's not.

NO Jesus, NO Peace. KNOW Jesus, KNOW Peace.

Just Expect Something Unusually Supernatural

Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

Jesus gets knee-mail.

1 cross + 3 nails =  4-given

Never fear shadows, they simply mean there's a light shining nearby.

God puts us in the dark, so we can see that He's the light.

Winners never quit; quitters never win.

We don't change God's message, His message changes us.

In the sentence of Life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be a period.

WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Never give the devil a ride, he'll want to drive!

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty.

When you get to your wits end, you'll find that God lives there.

Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the apples in a seed.

I asked God for all things so that I might enjoy life. God gave me Life so that I might enjoy all things.

A wise monkey is a monkey that doesn't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. :-D

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that people who are late are much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

If WalMart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

We could learn a lot from crayons: Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who admires the scenery on detour.

Working for God on earth doesn't pay much...but the Retirement plan is oUt OF tHIs wOrLd!!!!

Tough times never last, but tough people do!

Don't tell God how big your storm is; tell your storm how big your God is.

Our kids can't read the Bible in schools....... but they can in prison.

A true friend is one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Getting older is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Are there Souls under your feet?